Good thing it wasn't $3.44 or I would have gone postal

I'm just happy to be able to contribute to the all time profits being recorded by the big oil companies. What an honor!
I was a bit confused though, When it asked if I wanted to buy a car wash the only choices were Yes and No. I was looking for the NO FU--ING WAY button.
Like I'm going to spend one extra penny at a gas station when I'm getting raped at the pump already.
I think I'll pick up an electric skateboard and start riding that to work.