Quotes of the Day

[Stilz]

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

[rbrommel]

"There's plenty of fish in the sea, oh wait, they're all dead, it's just oil now."

[Steve@Tasca]

If you dis agglets one more time I'll fray your head so bad it won't fit through your shirt hole!!

[Farmer]

"It takes an idiot to do cool things. That's why it's cool." - Haruko Haruhara

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Man standing on toilet, high on pot.

[focinite]

righty tighty..........righty some more............fawk

[iminhell]

"No. I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande."

[HotRodWagon]

You are what the lug nut is to the stud, nothing but a pussy .

[frankjt96]

Having a girl dump you and say "we can still be friends" Is like having your mom say "your dog died but you can still keep it"

[ij1889]

"Fuck me like I'm al quida!"
"I'm declaring a jihad on your vagina!"

THIS, is tits, i love this show, this thread is awesome!!!

[WASaZX3pos]

I am all that is man!

[hafftrak]

"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."

[TS07ZX3]

A drunk friend "I named mine Gilligan. My little buddy that gets me into trouble."

my niece "want to play hungry hungry octopuses." she confused hippos and octopuses

[iminhell]

"I'm going to rape your mother and give her the son you never where".

-zx2racer
(probably got it a bit wrong but fuck it)

[focinite]

i quit drinking, i quit smoking.............got married and had a kid............









i need a carton of smokes , a aisian hooker and a bottle of turkey NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!