Here's some people that need to learn to drive safely, don't learn from them.
Kitted black Civic-- hey wassup man... I would appreciate if you didn't tailgate me today.. see I was already going 65 in a 55 yet you rode my tail like you were tryin to catch a draft off the back of my car. C'mon, this isn't Midnight Club 2, back up. Oh yeah... you're missing a side skirt.
Blue Minivan-- So... I'm heading towards a sitting green light and it turns yellow before i'm even close to it. I decide to stop at the light, brake to an easy stop. The blue minivan behind me decides to gun it and realizes he can't do that so he brakes frantically and has to swerve off to the right turning lane. He decides to pull up next to me and cuss me out through this window. You know what.. F___ YOU. I saw your wife in the passenger seat with the fear in her face and you know what? It's cuz you almost killed them by speeding and creating an unnecessary risk to run a yellow you are far from. Don't blame me, I know you had kids in the back too, and I feel for them because they have a careless father like you.
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yeah i know the feeling, so im coming home from work, i got oof early. this car is in the right lane as am i, so i turn my blinker on check my left shoulder and give light throttle, as im coming on the left of the car i see a blinker blink once as the plymout acclaim smashes in to my pass fender i slam on the brakes as does the moron we come to a stop in the turn lane as im swearing at the boob, he backs up turning the wheels intop my car tacking the rest of my pass side out. the police show and i find out that i was apperently driving on the meadean( if you have ever been on brooklyn blvd you know this is impossible) and the somoleain didnt have a licence yet had insuranec .. yep he tried to blame his lack of knowlge on me.. he made the mistake yet it was my fault.
i was driving on 694 west and i was behaving this time, i came up to a escalade doing about 20 mph under the speed limit so i figuered i have 4 other lanes ill move over, so did the cady at the same time i did, and then back into the othere lane ... hhhm this mf er is fing with me so i found a clear path..... on the shoulder.. i guess down in ganstervill they dont like being passed i got off on the hyw 81 ramp and snoop dog followed i stoped at a red light and this little g got out and started waving a blue hanky at me and shouting some words that got drowned out by my...me ignoring him... it goes to show you that alot of people should not be let out of their homes.
i was driving on 694 west and i was behaving this time, i came up to a escalade doing about 20 mph under the speed limit so i figuered i have 4 other lanes ill move over, so did the cady at the same time i did, and then back into the othere lane ... hhhm this mf er is fing with me so i found a clear path..... on the shoulder.. i guess down in ganstervill they dont like being passed i got off on the hyw 81 ramp and snoop dog followed i stoped at a red light and this little g got out and started waving a blue hanky at me and shouting some words that got drowned out by my...me ignoring him... it goes to show you that alot of people should not be let out of their homes.
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I hear ya.
The thing I hate about driving a focus, is, that, I am not a full size truck or suv that thinks they can cut me off, I swear, the next person that nearly tears my front bumper off is going to get drug ouf of their shit and wooped on. I have noticed as of late, an influx of bad drivers. I take the back roads to get away from the fuck tards, I would rather drive the crappy roads with snow/ice then deal with the morons that can not comprehend the road.
Like, one day, on the way to work, this dumb ass, in a neon, is going fucking 20 in a 45. I try to keep my cool. I follow them. This straight road intersects a road, at a curve, there are seriously 3 fucking lanes worth of widt here, the fucker, follows the yellow line, and stops, I go to the right, they are all the way to the left, I turn on my signal to go right, they, after they stop, signal right, and, proceed to cut me off, and, nearly hit me, then, do 25 in a 55 for about 3/4 mile, come up to the driveway where I work, they stop, fully, then, engage the turn signal, and, wait for the people in the parking lot to go(the people, who where in the parking lot, don't care about traffice in my lane, they are going where I come from), then, the morons in the neon, decide to go, and, drive at idle, in the parking lot, its like another easy 1/2 mile to the building. The black focus, tears ass around them and gives them the finger. If, I could do it again, I would have followed them to where they park, and, told them to go back to fucking IOWA.
I have noticed, ppl as of late are getting dumb and lazy.
The thing I hate about driving a focus, is, that, I am not a full size truck or suv that thinks they can cut me off, I swear, the next person that nearly tears my front bumper off is going to get drug ouf of their shit and wooped on. I have noticed as of late, an influx of bad drivers. I take the back roads to get away from the fuck tards, I would rather drive the crappy roads with snow/ice then deal with the morons that can not comprehend the road.
Like, one day, on the way to work, this dumb ass, in a neon, is going fucking 20 in a 45. I try to keep my cool. I follow them. This straight road intersects a road, at a curve, there are seriously 3 fucking lanes worth of widt here, the fucker, follows the yellow line, and stops, I go to the right, they are all the way to the left, I turn on my signal to go right, they, after they stop, signal right, and, proceed to cut me off, and, nearly hit me, then, do 25 in a 55 for about 3/4 mile, come up to the driveway where I work, they stop, fully, then, engage the turn signal, and, wait for the people in the parking lot to go(the people, who where in the parking lot, don't care about traffice in my lane, they are going where I come from), then, the morons in the neon, decide to go, and, drive at idle, in the parking lot, its like another easy 1/2 mile to the building. The black focus, tears ass around them and gives them the finger. If, I could do it again, I would have followed them to where they park, and, told them to go back to fucking IOWA.
I have noticed, ppl as of late are getting dumb and lazy.
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I always let the guy with the family that can't drive know that he doesn't want me to kick his ass in front of his kids. The last time i did this the guy looked away panicked, i love MN in the summer, everyone cruises with their windows down.
Slower than your stock focus.
Louis Zerr wrote: I always let the guy with the family that can't drive know that he doesn't want me to kick his ass in front of his kids. The last time i did this the guy looked away panicked, i love MN in the summer, everyone cruises with their windows down.
LOL...so true...
Some dude at best buy once, was just sitting there in his car, I had my old ladies camry at the time, had all 4 windows down, sunroof open, I drive around the guy and go in front of him, he goes "hey wtf are you doing", I tell him, driving. He is like "your fat" Then, I tell him, "yeah? I can still kick your ass". his head snaps straight forward and my buddy laughs at him and tells him to stfu.
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My fav. section of hwy to find the most morons is the section of 35W just south of downtown/94 and cross town/ hwy 62. I drive that section every morning to get to work. I take 35w to 62/crosstown east to 77/cedear south to get to the airport so I usually stay in the far left lane as that is the lane that takes to to 62 east. Atleast 2 - 3 times a week I will have a moron ride my ass, flash his high beems at me a swirve back and forth expecting me to pull over to let him pass me, yet I have a solid line of cars to my right, and 6 or more cars infornt of me already doing 65 in a 55, so basically no where to go but back wards 
thats where the fun begins.
Give a little break tap to piss them off, they continue to flash their lights, then bam time to pucker their ass hole up, full blown slam on breaks, that usually gets them every time, well one morning it didnt work for this one fool and one he was able to get into the right lane next to me he pulls up hanging half out his window telling me to pull over and yelling the usual expicits to me, me just giving him the thumbs up not even flicking him off, i just smile and give him the thumbs up. Next thing I know I have a cup of coffee all over the side of my car cuz that ass hole really wanted my attention.
After that I blew a cork, I looked for something to throw back at him while he still had his head handing out the window still yelling at me, I saw my lunch bag, grabbed the full can of mnt. dew shook it up, rolled down my window and chucked it at his fucking ass, the can hit perfectly on the side of his car door, exploeded in impact and shot mnt. dew all over his ass, mind you he was in a new car, and wearing a suit so the bastard got a nice door ding and dew all over his good suit all right before work.
Needless to say he knew I was serous, nearly crashed after the impact of the dew can, got back into his car rolled up his window and got the hell out of there.
I never laughed so hard im my life after that.
so theres my road rage story for u folks.
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thats where the fun begins.Give a little break tap to piss them off, they continue to flash their lights, then bam time to pucker their ass hole up, full blown slam on breaks, that usually gets them every time, well one morning it didnt work for this one fool and one he was able to get into the right lane next to me he pulls up hanging half out his window telling me to pull over and yelling the usual expicits to me, me just giving him the thumbs up not even flicking him off, i just smile and give him the thumbs up. Next thing I know I have a cup of coffee all over the side of my car cuz that ass hole really wanted my attention.
After that I blew a cork, I looked for something to throw back at him while he still had his head handing out the window still yelling at me, I saw my lunch bag, grabbed the full can of mnt. dew shook it up, rolled down my window and chucked it at his fucking ass, the can hit perfectly on the side of his car door, exploeded in impact and shot mnt. dew all over his ass, mind you he was in a new car, and wearing a suit so the bastard got a nice door ding and dew all over his good suit all right before work.
Needless to say he knew I was serous, nearly crashed after the impact of the dew can, got back into his car rolled up his window and got the hell out of there.
I never laughed so hard im my life after that.
so theres my road rage story for u folks.
- Josh
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i love the rednecks in the lifted trucks.. it was the first month or so after bying the foci. im rollin up 169n and i come up to two lifted trucks, one chev,and the other a dodge,,, okay they just puleed out from a red light ill give them a minute to speed up..... ok, now we are turtle racein, so i get a little closer, but a good 20 feet, they both slam on the binders, im thinking these a holes are drunk,, this happens for a while and then i take my pattened exit... shoulder bomb!!!. now these ass holes are trying to runn me off the road, as i look over my shoulder to see what the truck behind me is doing i realised" wait i just got the tippman back from the shop!, " man where is that hopper?"....... donk donk donk donk donk... hmmm were did my little redneck friends go? i managed to pull the triger at least 12-16 times before the dodge hit the ditch and the chev stopped so hard i thought the body was gonna come off,, good times... youll have to ask me about the rage on 47n twords saint franny some day.
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