Funny

[Stilz]

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde
came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other
and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."


If you're not sure what a 710 is
http://www.hotautoweb.com/cogifs/710.jpg

[blcksvt2003]

haha no freakin way man!

[Steve@Tasca]

Good lord, that story is still floating around?

[Stilz]

Good lord, that story is still floating around?

yes, yes it is.

[Stilz]

A virgin girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so befor he goes to her house for dinner he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

[Monkey-Gein]

[o2designs]

[Patalrob]

Whats the beer for

[o2designs]

[Stilz]

lmfao, I've actually seen this before for real.

Many will recall that, on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed an unidentified
object, with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just
outside Roswell , New Mexico .
This is a well-known incident many say has long been covered up by the
United States Air Force and the federal government.
However, what you may NOT know, is that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months later, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condoleezza Rice,
and Dan Quayle were all born.
See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?
This information may clear up a lot of questions

[Arsenal741]

Must check this site out.. Hilarious

http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main_pa ... ws&page=23

[Monkey-Gein]

some of those products would be good.... for gag gifts...