WTF is on your bumper?

ZX2_racer · Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:04 am

Winter mode. Yea, I know this is late, but I just recently got around to putting the rear bumper on.

hafftrak · Thu Jan 21, 2010 8:59 am

frankenbumper

Redlineracer12 · Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:39 am

I do not miss steelies.

I do miss Fuddruckers.

HilloNative · Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:38 am

mnfocus parking lot!

Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:02 pm

Is it really cracked at those spots or did you just cut and stitch them? Its wierd spots to have cracked...lol

ZX2_racer · Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:19 pm

98% of the stitches do go over cracks, but only about half of them are original cracks from the crashes that the donor cars were in. The others, I stuck the bumpers outside when it was -20 and then hit them.

I call it franken focus!

hafftrak · Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:25 pm

You did that on purpose? That's fucking stupid.

Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:33 pm

hafftrak wrote:You did that on purpose? That's fucking stupid.

ZX2_racer · Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:36 pm

hafftrak wrote:You did that on purpose? That's fucking stupid.

The bumpers are from donor cars, wrecked ones from Al's graveyard. I still have the original bumpers in my garage, and they will go back on soon.

Thanks for your, yet again, so insightful input Pappy.

Patalrob · Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:42 pm

I'm not wondering whats on your bumper but whats on your rear window?

Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:27 pm

Well, I guess I can see putting crappy bumpers on for winter...that makes sense...the areyoumad tho on the rear bumper is alittle OTT...

In all honestly, to pull off the stitched drift look, you gotta be slammed on some badass wheels...

Newbie · Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:09 pm

Wow, it looks gay. Thanks for helping reinforce the stigma that Focus owners are dorks.....Nobodys mad you have gay stiched bumpers. They just think " wow, that guys' a dork."
And to read that you cracked them on purpose, so you can stitch them with rainbow colored zip ties adds to your over all retardedness.

hafftrak · Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:11 pm

Wow, great first post. Way to make friends.

HilloNative · Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:09 pm

take it easy guys... i think it looks kind of gay because of the colors and that, other that that looks ok, why dont you do like white or light gray?

ZX2_racer · Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:39 pm

Patalrob wrote:I'm not wondering whats on your bumper but whats on your rear window?

I picked the colors for fun. That's all this was done for, was fun. I wanted just red, but I couldn't find them in the right size so I just grabbed these. Oh well.

Pat: The blue shit is vinyl from some dude that had it on his car at the meet I was at. Montana (stratupd on MNSC) went out to smoke while I was eating and plastered it all over the back window. I just ripped it off later that day.