mnfocus first-How-to:Flat spot new winter tires
Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 10:38 am
So this is a how to on how to add sweet JDM flat spots to your new winter/all season tires. Its a bit risky, but if done right, could have some sweet benefits.
First off go to a fast food restaraunt. I prefer Wendy's because its based off of a white girl. $2.14
Now that your there, you can eat there if you want, but you don't have to. Just grab acouple the food trays they give you. Don't worry about stealing them. You bought them with your food. Its optional to give them back.
So, grab the trays and head back out to your car. Place them behind your rear tires and back up. You'll hear a crunching noise. Thats ok. Once your back tires are placed on the trays, as in the words of
BowWow, "Rip that ebrake".
Pull it up all the way. It needs to be up all the way.
Now your set. Put the car in reverse back out of your parking spot. Aim it staight and floor it. Now your Drifting!!! Once you get to the corner of the parking lot, you'll really need to let the ass swing around and floor it...The ass of the car may start to swing pretty good now...
It takes some skills to really master this technique. But just keep going. About halfway around the building you'll start to smell burning rubber. Thats a good sign. That means this how-to is working. You might get some weird looks from the Drive-Thru employee looking out the window to see what the commosion is about. Just give them the shocker and keep going. Then they know whats up.
Now you should almost be around the whole building. Now is a good time to release your ebrake. One precaution is you'll loose the trays now. They will stop moving. Since they are actually Wendy's trays', and I lied about buying them, you can just leave them. And why would you want them? They are useless anyway now, they have a big hole in them since, guess WHAT!!?? They burned thru and now you have flat spots on your tires!! WootWoot!!!
That sums it up. Pretty easy.
**One note, if you under estimate how slippery the trays are at first, and almost hit a guard rail or fence, its not mine, nor BowWow's fault. You take responsibilty, or try to sue Wendy's since they left trays in their parking lot and you hit them and slipped.
First off go to a fast food restaraunt. I prefer Wendy's because its based off of a white girl. $2.14
Now that your there, you can eat there if you want, but you don't have to. Just grab acouple the food trays they give you. Don't worry about stealing them. You bought them with your food. Its optional to give them back.
So, grab the trays and head back out to your car. Place them behind your rear tires and back up. You'll hear a crunching noise. Thats ok. Once your back tires are placed on the trays, as in the words of
BowWow, "Rip that ebrake".
Pull it up all the way. It needs to be up all the way.
Now your set. Put the car in reverse back out of your parking spot. Aim it staight and floor it. Now your Drifting!!! Once you get to the corner of the parking lot, you'll really need to let the ass swing around and floor it...The ass of the car may start to swing pretty good now...
It takes some skills to really master this technique. But just keep going. About halfway around the building you'll start to smell burning rubber. Thats a good sign. That means this how-to is working. You might get some weird looks from the Drive-Thru employee looking out the window to see what the commosion is about. Just give them the shocker and keep going. Then they know whats up.
Now you should almost be around the whole building. Now is a good time to release your ebrake. One precaution is you'll loose the trays now. They will stop moving. Since they are actually Wendy's trays', and I lied about buying them, you can just leave them. And why would you want them? They are useless anyway now, they have a big hole in them since, guess WHAT!!?? They burned thru and now you have flat spots on your tires!! WootWoot!!!
That sums it up. Pretty easy.
**One note, if you under estimate how slippery the trays are at first, and almost hit a guard rail or fence, its not mine, nor BowWow's fault. You take responsibilty, or try to sue Wendy's since they left trays in their parking lot and you hit them and slipped.
