Minnesota Focus Owners Club

I go to see it this morning on the way in to work.

Coming down 61 I came up behind a mid '90's Caddy so I went around in the left lane and with plenty of room moved back to the right.

Of course the next light turns red and guess where the Caddy goes? Yup, Left lane because of course he'll be much quicker than the little Focus hatchback.

Um, No.

I started off easy since I had a fresh spillable mocha form Caribou in my cupholder but I can tell he's trying hard so I nail it from a roll in first and surprisingly he stayed with me through first. I hit second and started pulling hard, hit third and he was long gone.

I ran it to 90 and hit the brakes, I look back and he's still trying to catch up.

I let him get a bit closer and start easing into the gas again because the next light was red and had traffic at the lights, I wanted to brake check him. Turned out he was turning left and I was going right but I bet he's wondering what the hell had just happened to him getting spanked by a little Focus hatch

So I guess he didn't really perform the actual flyby but he sure as hell was trying.

LOL, u shoulda just smiled at him, that'll probably really piss him off....

I love watching your development as a street racer. It makes me so proud

What happened to the Caribou Mocha??

I imagine this Under Cover Brotha scene with you, a mocha, shifting and not a drop spills.

Damn Steve,

So when do you want these yellow stickers I cut up for ya? I also fineshed your TypeR window banner.

Pappy wrote:I love watching your development as a street racer. It makes me so proud

Whatever, I was street racing before you were a twinkle in your fathers eye.

Kind of scary huh? I actually started street racing before I had a license, I used to cut out of school early and walk home with a buddy of mine and take my dad's Austin Healey out for joy rides, as a sophmore I raced a senior with a pretty healthy Z28 and got my ass kicked (no surprise).

The nastiest car I ever owned was my '69 Skylark with the built 455 in it, serious power in that bad boy

I feel more secure street racing now though because if I get pulled over I can just say "look here punk, I'm a close personal friend of officer Torning so you better just rethink that careless driving ticket you're filling out there!"

mars wrote:LOL, u shoulda just smiled at him, that'll probably really piss him off....

I would have but he never got close enough

Louis Zerr wrote:What happened to the Caribou Mocha??

I imagine this Under Cover Brotha scene with you, a mocha, shifting and not a drop spills.

I actually had a napkin over the top of the cup with a glove on it to hold it in place, Thats the one thing I hate about coffee house cups is that they slosh and spill so easily.

Just a couple drops of coffee soaked into the napkin, no spillage here. See what happens when you get old, you start thinking about stupid things like that in advance.

o2designs wrote:Damn Steve,

So when do you want these yellow stickers I cut up for ya? I also fineshed your TypeR window banner.

Can you hold on to them until I get my chrome twin blade wipers and the new fart cannon I ordered up?

I've also got to put in the 500 feet of purple corugated wiring conduit that I just got, can't be fast without colored wiring conduit.

Punk

I may be a Wheel-Whore, but Steve, your a Post-Whore.

nice kill...the center exhaust makes a whole lot of difference

o2designs wrote:I may be a Wheel-Whore, but Steve, your a Post-Whore.

What? Sorry, I'm old and don't know how to do multiple quotes so I just answer people individually.

Zurno is a post whore, I'm just ignorant

the best is when you are holding you energy drink with your teeth and alternating going faster then matching speed, then faster and so on.

FORDSVTPARTS wrote:

o2designs wrote:I may be a Wheel-Whore, but Steve, your a Post-Whore.

What? Sorry, I'm old and don't know how to do multiple quotes so I just answer people individually.

Zurno is a post whore, I'm just ignorant

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