Minnesota Focus Owners Club

Customer (IT department):You guys have this system locked down so tight I can't get to a DOS prompt.
Tech (here at work): Sir, this system is a UNIX system.
Customer: Well I can't get it to a Windows screen even.
Tech: Sir this is a UNIX system.

iminhell wrote:"im havin a super hard time finding a MAF sensor for my 2004 srt-4, i would LOVE to kno if any of u guys knew someone who might have one, or maybe somewhere where i can get one since they dont have any in the dealership.

thanks"


If you know cars you'll get it.

I keep meaning to go in to Checker and ask for a thermostat for a 1980 Porsche 911...

"Dude you fucked it all up in the most spectacular way I have ever seen!"

"Car is moving! Car is moving! Car is moving!"

"I need more beer...."

"Honestly, what's the point of college if not to get blazzed, write your huge paper, and marvel at how you managed to swing an A in the class?"

totaly forgot boiut this thread

Wife: stop shaking it in my face!
Me: where else am i gonna shake it
Talking bout juice... sick f***s

my wife came downstairs with come toast, looks at me with a little smile, and I said what? she didnt say anything, so when she started walking away I screamed YEAH TOAST! She dropped it on the floor and one of my cats started eating it.
Bob & Tom - Yeah Toast
Great Song.

Stilz wrote:my wife came downstairs with come toast, looks at me with a little smile, and I said what? she didnt say anything, so when she started walking away I screamed YEAH TOAST! She dropped it on the floor and one of my cats started eating it.
Bob & Tom - Yeah Toast
Great Song.

WTF? LMAO


I missed you.

lol, i missed you guys too. why is no one super talkative anymore? 90% of the posts I look are are from 2005? its like wtf?

Stilz wrote: Bob & Tom - Yeah Toast
Great Song.

I've got that on my iPod.

me to my wife: i like putting things in your face

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ataru
I have grown accustomed to grabbing the outside of my knob with the rim of my index finger and thumb.

FORDSVTPARTS wrote:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ataru
I have grown accustomed to grabbing the outside of my knob with the rim of my index finger and thumb.

hay this is a g rated site you knob!!!

a young man at my work place is also a plumber....... hay rob ,hows the plumbing going?
rob replies....i wish i could get more experiance with pipe, i get to handle some good pipe tommara.....
i look at rob and laugh, then he says, i prefer 10 inch over any thing, i have yet to play with the 10 inch stuff.
at this point im ready to puke from laughing.

the best part is that same day i needed to pee but rob was in the bathroom taking pictures of him self in girls sunglasses( dont know dont ask) so as im peeing i ask rob.." hay when im done here you wanna give me hand?"

"who decided on circular plainsy anyway?"

text i got from my drunk roomate after a night of partying. We still have no clue as to what it meant, or was supposed to say.

your mom