Quotes of the Day

Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:59 pm

Louis Zerr wrote:
trahma wrote:who's hood is white?

Yeah, a white hood on a white truck, your's is a black hood on a blue car.

I'm talking about the white hood on your car, you know .. this one:

at least my hood is clearcoated and weighs less than the stock hood. unlike your monster that will sink make your front end plow like a gtp.

Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:17 pm

Winter's coming, i need a plow!!!!!! That way i can clean off my driveway and see your vehicles vital fluids on my fresh driveway sealant.

Tue Oct 18, 2005 2:27 pm

Co-worker:"I was a catcher for 4 years."

me:"you mean you can get out of that lifestyle?"

Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:09 pm

Louis Zerr wrote:
trahma wrote:do you want a taco?

Do you want some rice?

just go to chipotle and get both at the same time

Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:49 pm

"12 cacks"

streak · Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:56 pm

"wrong hole sport"

Flea · Tue Nov 15, 2005 4:59 pm

me harrasing the boss
"you know your son is a hedrosexual kev?"
"well now what the hell is that?!"

Tue Nov 15, 2005 9:50 pm

Flea wrote: me harrasing the boss
"you know your son is a hedrosexual kev?"
"well now what the hell is that?!"

That got a chuckle out of me...

Flea · Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:22 pm

same guy
"so kev, when ya gonna start workin again?"
"whatta ya mean???"
"you haven't worked in like 2 months!"
"i've been workin the last 2 weeks!"
"yea for like two hours"
silence...
"you just remember the name at the bottom of the checks!"
"yea, your wife signs them"
silence again...
then he just walked away, lol

Sat Feb 04, 2006 10:12 pm

"i will probably end up taking a hot tub with my dad tonight"

-p dizzle fo shizzle off the blizzle

streak · Sun Feb 05, 2006 1:05 pm

"The great masses of the people will more easily fall victims to a big lie than to a small one." A hitler

focinite · Sun Feb 05, 2006 11:36 pm

last sat mornin.. rob i cant have you getting any over time...7:00 am

hay do you want to stay later and help? 7:45pm

Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:57 pm

"93 Octane and boost is like Sex with no condom it feels good but it will catch up with you in time , Waaaaa Waaaaa
Either way you will hear crying" !

-Tom

i thought that was great

streak · Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:09 am

I like to dress in women's clothing.
You're a fruit?
No, not at all. I love women. Wearing their clothes makes me feel closer to them.
You're not a fruit?
No, I'm all man. I even fought in WWII. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform.

focinite · Wed Mar 08, 2006 3:00 am

the saying here is ... dont forget to take a left to albaquerky... cuse if you take a right you end up in arizona, dont ask its along story... tramma knows he experianced it!!

" hay follow me i know how to get to snelling!"