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Doughboy
her name is kelsey.
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"I almost swallowed my mouth!"
Believe me- after 8 1/2 months and 4 engine blocks, the car definitely earned the name Debacle.


I don't like Tom (and neither should you).
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Louis Zerr
and so it lives.
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I pulled a muscle last night, i liked it so much i kept pulling it!
Slower than your stock focus.
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Louis Zerr
and so it lives.
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While watching some swimming from the Olympics the swimmer Misty Hymen was mentioned. i looked it up because i thought my hearing was going, her name really is Misty Hymen. I can't quote what the guy said because i was completly blown away by the name.
Slower than your stock focus.
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trahma
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and this just in...
Louis Zerr wrote: My car is now named Giligan. That is what the plate will say.

He was only supposed to be on a 3 hour tour, my car was supposed to be on a 1 week trip to the shop, both were extended greatly.
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"for a little thing it sure makes a great impression"
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Doughboy
her name is kelsey.
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"I ate the pink chalk because I'm GAY!!!!!"

--Coworker during inventory last night.
Believe me- after 8 1/2 months and 4 engine blocks, the car definitely earned the name Debacle.


I don't like Tom (and neither should you).
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trahma
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Here's some more..

I want to date an olympic genius.. preferably a female"

"It aint the first time I wiped white shit off of my back"

"I love weiners"

and

"We were out of ice cubes so I'm using frozen strawberries"

Classics!
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Doughboy
her name is kelsey.
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"Well, Hooter's is more of a dinner food"
-Trahma
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"Bugs like dark, Moist places, just like most men"
-Jay (while at hooters having more of a dinner food while trying to be hustled into buying a hoosters calander)
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trahma
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"What's her name again? It started with a Ch or K"
-Doughboy. One pitcher too many on the New Castle
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Doughboy
her name is kelsey.
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"Last time I got drunk I danced on him like he was a pole and I was a stripper"
- from Las Vegas this past week
Believe me- after 8 1/2 months and 4 engine blocks, the car definitely earned the name Debacle.


I don't like Tom (and neither should you).
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jutzb
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I accidently said the following to the 29 residents i am in charge of while at a floor meeting...

"If the girl has me in a headlock and is spanking me....oohhhhhhh, yeah, thats what i want."

They will not let me live that down! :D
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trahma
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over the wall cube talking leads to the best quotes...

"hey rodney... are you familiar with mounting?"

This one isn't dying.
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Flea
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her "my phone just took a shit"
me "well you better clean it up"

does that break the rules? more of an owned?
07 stang 4.0, T5, Pony Package.
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trahma
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<Rod> And now you know why I wear brown underwear
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