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o2designs wrote:Well since were pulling numbers out of our ass, I'll bet I can get atleast 8sec or 9sec. With perfect condisions. Or maybe around 13's.
8s in a VW??? baaah... My father-in-laws all origional 48 ford w/ V8 flat head could smoke you man... totally a 7.2 sec car... so eat that buiscit boy... :lol:
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OH SHIT!? I bet if I left my spare tire out, I could drop down to 7 or 6's. No sweat.

WHOOOP!!!
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o2designs wrote:OH SHIT!? I bet if I left my spare tire out, I could drop down to 7 or 6's. No sweat.

WHOOOP!!!
Well he can remove his fenders and run 4's bioch!
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Well if he ran his car during a really humid day, and it was snowying, I bet I'd win if it was nice cool day, in low 50's. Cuz usually when I mash the gash in my car, the front end of the car will lift up in the air, and I then I have to slow down before it will let me steer. Thats how fast my car is.
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o2designs wrote:Well if he ran his car during a really humid day, and it was snowying, I bet I'd win if it was nice cool day, in low 50's. Cuz usually when I mash the gash in my car, the front end of the car will lift up in the air, and I then I have to slow down before it will let me steer. Thats how fast my car is.

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Fine fine... enough about the FAST cars...
Slip from MY SVTF last year...
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yeah... so hows your saurkraut now ... :lol:
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Left lane punk ass...
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o2designs wrote:Well since were pulling numbers out of our ass, I'll bet I can get atleast 8sec or 9sec. With perfect condisions. Or maybe around 13's.

What do you mean?

I've run a 15.3. Broke the trans bushing in the process. I can't rev off the line at all or I just sit there and spin. So it was sit there, let the light turn, drop the clutch then give it gas. Still spun through first and didn't make it but 10 feet before I hit second. Hell the second time I raced I sat there spinning and didn't even move forward to start the timer LOL.


LOL
But if you want to bring friends cars into this me and Ryan both know someone who should be able to pull off a low 9/high 8 this year, if he got a cage that is. He could pull a low 10 on street tires last year and has supposedly about 300 more HP this year.
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o2designs wrote:Left lane punk ass...
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Oh Snap... I just got punked didn't I?
OH ASHTON? COME OUT OF THAT CLOSET ASHTON!
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Those numbers ain't nothing. I got on the good old butt dyno and the results were:

Chalon's Butt Dyno
Fart #1
Stage 1: 2.5 seconds @ 100 mph
Stage 2: 3.4seconds @ 75 mph
Stage 3: .5 seconds @ Mach 2
Full fart: (Taco Bell Burrito Supreme w/ Moutain Dew):6.4 seconds
SSR: (Stank spread rate) 33 sqft/second


Nobody here can beat my ass!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
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HotRodWagon wrote:Nobody here can beat my ass!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
If someone here loaned me a louisville slugger, I probably could.... :lol:
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HotRodWagon wrote:Those numbers ain't nothing. I got on the good old butt dyno and the results were:

Chalon's Butt Dyno
Fart #1
Stage 1: 2.5 seconds @ 100 mph
Stage 2: 3.4seconds @ 75 mph
Stage 3: .5 seconds @ Mach 2
Full fart: (Taco Bell Burrito Supreme w/ Moutain Dew):6.4 seconds
SSR: (Stank spread rate) 33 sqft/second


Nobody here can beat my ass!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
Kyle will give you a run for your money... Its the little guys you have to watch for. :shock:
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06 Wagon Doggy mover
95 Chevy Silverado Tow rig for lawn mowers
02 SVTF ...........
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o2designs wrote:Left lane punk ass...
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So you went to Illinois to run because you didn't want to embarrass the locals right?

Good plan :)
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Patalrob wrote:
HotRodWagon wrote:Those numbers ain't nothing. I got on the good old butt dyno and the results were:

Chalon's Butt Dyno
Fart #1
Stage 1: 2.5 seconds @ 100 mph
Stage 2: 3.4seconds @ 75 mph
Stage 3: .5 seconds @ Mach 2
Full fart: (Taco Bell Burrito Supreme w/ Moutain Dew):6.4 seconds
SSR: (Stank spread rate) 33 sqft/second


Nobody here can beat my ass!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
Kyle will give you a run for your money... Its the little guys you have to watch for. :shock:
lmao. Just ask Molly...hahah :lol:
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o2designs wrote:lmao. Just ask Molly...hahah :lol:
I think I remember Molly saying thats like a dog fart but worst! :lol:
00 ZX3 "RattleTrap"
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