Minnesota Focus Owners Club

"shredding some hot licks in a blaze of neon glory" - me

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."

"There are two things that are infinite, the Universe, and human stupidity, and I'm not so certain about the universe."

Albert Einstien

"you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose."

"Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who."

Eric Idle (I believe)

from a port-o-potty dealer


no, it doesn't have heat but it gotta be better than taking a shit in a snow bank!



heard that one in person the other day....

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the
unexpected expected?

- Nothing is "fool-proof" to a sufficiently talented fool.
- 'It's a 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.'
- I hate Illinois Nazi's



- "There are some who call me..........tim"

"They are are playing Nazi" My Niece, my mom and other niece where playing Yatzee

Hey, Its you!! McMuffin!!!--Bum


But for the best quote ever, refer to my sig....Thanks.

"If it don't have a trigger the donut pushers don't get it."

That was a quote directed at our customer's who are cops, mostly directed at ppl like Pappy.

There are no stupid questions.

But there sure are a lot of inquisitive idiots......!

Author unknown.

For being so few people around here, there sure are alot of assholes...

"No one make me bleed my own blood!" Will Ferell

you made me bleed my own blood! no one makes me bleed my own blood! -White Goodman (Ben Stiller) from Dodgeball