be on the look out!

[focinite]

youd be surprised at how dippin on the shoulder, passing , getting back over, getting into the left lane(two lane road each direction) hitting the brakes , and repeating once more while the ace hole is tring his hardest to not let this happen in a lifted chev, can really piss some one off. i looked over my shoulder to see where he went and alls i saw was him, parked on the shoulder!!! love it. i normally dont shoulder bomb but this prick had it comin, i wouldnt let him in front of me as he was coming down an entrace ramp, so he blew by on the shoulder and chucked a half empty can at me, so i let him know that i could actualy drive circles around him!!

[o2designs]

HAHA, you guys are naughty...

I'd do the same thing, except most the drivers down here in Rochester are old folks hitting shit, or secrataries getting off work...

[SVT-swap]

youd be surprised at how dippin on the shoulder, passing , getting back over, getting into the left lane(two lane road each direction) hitting the brakes , and repeating once more while the ace hole is tring his hardest to not let this happen in a lifted chev, can really piss some one off. i looked over my shoulder to see where he went and alls i saw was him, parked on the shoulder!!! love it. i normally dont shoulder bomb but this prick had it comin, i wouldnt let him in front of me as he was coming down an entrace ramp, so he blew by on the shoulder and chucked a half empty can at me, so i let him know that i could actualy drive circles around him!!

You are my hero!

[umdivx]

my fav. story of road rage, is some ass hole, tail gating me hard core, going south of down town on 35w where is meets 94, and has that really sharp turn, well there we 4 semi's in the right lane, and I was doing about 50 in the left (speed limit there is 45 btw) and I slow down as usual for that turn.

he then gets really on my ass, so I have him my "special" love tap of the breaks, and he damn near hits the cement wall/barrier to avoid rear ending me.

Well soon enough we pass the semi's and he gets into the right lane next to me, he's hanging out his window yelling at me, me just ignoring him, next thing I know he threw his cup of coffee all over my windshield.

and takes off, said fuck that, I grabbed an un-opened can of dew, and cat up to him, get in front of him, and give him the break thing, he then gets to the side of me again hanging out the window giving me the finger and all that shit, I roll down my window, and chuck that shaken up, unopened can of dew at him.

Hits the car door just right, where it explodes all over him and the suit he was wearing.

he throw coffee at my car, he gets dew all over his car/and him

needless to say the look on his face was priceless, and never saw him again after that.

So if you see a gray riced out focus, you better not ride my ass

- Josh

[SVT-swap]

my fav. story of road rage, is some ass hole, tail gating me hard core, going south of down town on 35w where is meets 94, and has that really sharp turn, well there we 4 semi's in the right lane, and I was doing about 50 in the left (speed limit there is 45 btw) and I slow down as usual for that turn.

he then gets really on my ass, so I have him my "special" love tap of the breaks, and he damn near hits the cement wall/barrier to avoid rear ending me.

Well soon enough we pass the semi's and he gets into the right lane next to me, he's hanging out his window yelling at me, me just ignoring him, next thing I know he threw his cup of coffee all over my windshield.

and takes off, said fuck that, I grabbed an un-opened can of dew, and cat up to him, get in front of him, and give him the break thing, he then gets to the side of me again hanging out the window giving me the finger and all that shit, I roll down my window, and chuck that shaken up, unopened can of dew at him.

Hits the car door just right, where it explodes all over him and the suit he was wearing.

he throw coffee at my car, he gets dew all over his car/and him

needless to say the look on his face was priceless, and never saw him again after that.

So if you see a gray riced out focus, you better not ride my ass

- Josh

You are also my hero. I would love to do this kind of stuff to deserving assholes, but I never think of it at the time.

[HotRodWagon]

I used to be the guy you didn't want to fuck with. Now I'm just occasionally the guy you don't want to fuck with

[Phileeeeeeep]

my fav. story of road rage, is some ass hole, tail gating me hard core, going south of down town on 35w where is meets 94, and has that really sharp turn, well there we 4 semi's in the right lane, and I was doing about 50 in the left (speed limit there is 45 btw) and I slow down as usual for that turn.

he then gets really on my ass, so I have him my "special" love tap of the breaks, and he damn near hits the cement wall/barrier to avoid rear ending me.

Well soon enough we pass the semi's and he gets into the right lane next to me, he's hanging out his window yelling at me, me just ignoring him, next thing I know he threw his cup of coffee all over my windshield.

and takes off, said fuck that, I grabbed an un-opened can of dew, and cat up to him, get in front of him, and give him the break thing, he then gets to the side of me again hanging out the window giving me the finger and all that shit, I roll down my window, and chuck that shaken up, unopened can of dew at him.

Hits the car door just right, where it explodes all over him and the suit he was wearing.

he throw coffee at my car, he gets dew all over his car/and him

needless to say the look on his face was priceless, and never saw him again after that.

So if you see a gray riced out focus, you better not ride my ass

- Josh

Yeah so who is the driver with road rage in this story????

[19-Delta]

Back when I was going to University of Mankato, I was driving home from the studio around midnight on a Tues or something. I sort of pulled out in front of a guy on Main St. The speed limit is 30 or something and he was about 30 meters from the cross road I was pulling off on.

Anyway, I guess he took exception to me doing that (honestly, it wasn't like I cut him off, just pulled out (legally) in front of him with plenty of room to spare) so he rev's up his car and starts to totally tailgate me. I take a couple of turns, drive through several allies to no avail. He is still right on my bumper. I finally pulled my head out of my ass and slowly drove through some more allies with him still right on my ass. He either didn't know where I was taking him or was too drunk to care...that is until I pulled up right in the police parking lot and he along with me.

I got out of my car as two officers were getting off shift and were walking into the station. I walked up to them, the shitty driver sees me and burns rubber out of the lot. I explained the situation to the two cops as they were headed back to their cars to give chase.

Lesson learned: if some butt munch is tailgating you to the point of danger, take the fucker to the police station...I doubt he will stay around to conversate.

Cheers,
TIm

[SVT-swap]

Back when I was going to University of Mankato, I was driving home from the studio around midnight on a Tues or something. I sort of pulled out in front of a guy on Main St. The speed limit is 30 or something and he was about 30 meters from the cross road I was pulling off on.

Anyway, I guess he took exception to me doing that (honestly, it wasn't like I cut him off, just pulled out (legally) in front of him with plenty of room to spare) so he rev's up his car and starts to totally tailgate me. I take a couple of turns, drive through several allies to no avail. He is still right on my bumper. I finally pulled my head out of my ass and slowly drove through some more allies with him still right on my ass. He either didn't know where I was taking him or was too drunk to care...that is until I pulled up right in the police parking lot and he along with me.

I got out of my car as two officers were getting off shift and were walking into the station. I walked up to them, the shitty driver sees me and burns rubber out of the lot. I explained the situation to the two cops as they were headed back to their cars to give chase.

Lesson learned: if some butt munch is tailgating you to the point of danger, take the fucker to the police station...I doubt he will stay around to conversate.

Cheers,
TIm

I like this idea too, but not as much as the last one

[ch435]

Back when I was going to University of Mankato, I was driving home from the studio around midnight on a Tues or something. I sort of pulled out in front of a guy on Main St. The speed limit is 30 or something and he was about 30 meters from the cross road I was pulling off on.

Anyway, I guess he took exception to me doing that (honestly, it wasn't like I cut him off, just pulled out (legally) in front of him with plenty of room to spare) so he rev's up his car and starts to totally tailgate me. I take a couple of turns, drive through several allies to no avail. He is still right on my bumper. I finally pulled my head out of my ass and slowly drove through some more allies with him still right on my ass. He either didn't know where I was taking him or was too drunk to care...that is until I pulled up right in the police parking lot and he along with me.

I got out of my car as two officers were getting off shift and were walking into the station. I walked up to them, the shitty driver sees me and burns rubber out of the lot. I explained the situation to the two cops as they were headed back to their cars to give chase.

Lesson learned: if some butt munch is tailgating you to the point of danger, take the fucker to the police station...I doubt he will stay around to conversate.

Cheers,
TIm

I like this story the best. You remain calm, while in the end freakin out the other guy. Plus, you don't end up a statistic on the evening news.