Quotes of the Day

Non Focus discussion. Pretty much other cars and off topic stuff.
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Doughboy
her name is kelsey.
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Joined: Wed Mar 10, 2004 5:55 pm
Location: Roseville, MN

"uh oh, my frog is leaking." -that one was actually by me.
Believe me- after 8 1/2 months and 4 engine blocks, the car definitely earned the name Debacle.


I don't like Tom (and neither should you).
trahma
has a blownup bomb
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Car: 2002 Malibu Blue ZX3
Location: Minneapolis
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"a kid is just a receipt that she has sex" - JJ
1FastSVT
have you seen my boxers?
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Location: Rochester
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trahma wrote: "a kid is just a receipt that she has sex" - JJ



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO.... JJ IS THE SHIT!!!
is that a focus... who pimps out a focus?
I DO BIATCH!!!! WANNA FUX?
Pitch Black
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Joined: Mon Aug 25, 2003 3:42 pm
Location: Wayzata

haha. also know as a sex trophy
jutzb
Posts: 116
Joined: Thu Jan 01, 2004 9:53 pm

My friend told me this tonight,

"I'm in a bit of a time crunch here, please come sperminate me."

~Jutz
Louis Zerr
and so it lives.
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Joined: Tue Aug 12, 2003 9:24 am
Location: Mayer, MN

"I felt a prick."
Slower than your stock focus.
1FastSVT
have you seen my boxers?
Posts: 76
Joined: Thu Apr 29, 2004 9:43 pm
Location: Rochester
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"I do have morning sickness, it's called a hangover."
is that a focus... who pimps out a focus?
I DO BIATCH!!!! WANNA FUX?
1FastSVT
have you seen my boxers?
Posts: 76
Joined: Thu Apr 29, 2004 9:43 pm
Location: Rochester
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"i'm a glazed ham"
is that a focus... who pimps out a focus?
I DO BIATCH!!!! WANNA FUX?
o2designs
Making skinny jeans look baggy since 2009
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Joined: Sun Feb 13, 2005 3:27 pm
Car: Bone Stock Focuseses
Location: Rochester

"You need to go find a cheap tailor. Cheap as in inexpesive."
Pants too tight, wheels so bright!
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Doughboy
her name is kelsey.
Posts: 118
Joined: Wed Mar 10, 2004 5:55 pm
Location: Roseville, MN

...an anonymous rider in Justin's car after a plate or two of "3-Mile Island" wings at Hooters and on the drive home:

"I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I'm not gonna make it to Eric's house"
:lol: :shock: :lol:
o2designs
Making skinny jeans look baggy since 2009
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Joined: Sun Feb 13, 2005 3:27 pm
Car: Bone Stock Focuseses
Location: Rochester

ohh, whats that smell? Ohh damn, close your legs!!
Pants too tight, wheels so bright!
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Doughboy
her name is kelsey.
Posts: 118
Joined: Wed Mar 10, 2004 5:55 pm
Location: Roseville, MN

"Awwwww, look at you- you have your own little stalker."
- me at the bar last night
trahma
has a blownup bomb
Posts: 1247
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Car: 2002 Malibu Blue ZX3
Location: Minneapolis
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"how was work"

"i swear, i'm going to fucking kill someone"
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Doughboy
her name is kelsey.
Posts: 118
Joined: Wed Mar 10, 2004 5:55 pm
Location: Roseville, MN

"Can you believe that Joe's Deli is out of pork rinds?!? I'm so mad."
- coworker this evening.
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Doughboy
her name is kelsey.
Posts: 118
Joined: Wed Mar 10, 2004 5:55 pm
Location: Roseville, MN

"I was wondering why I was getting turned on just walking around. I forgot that I was missing some hair"
- a female friend. :lol:
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