Minnesota Focus Owners Club

o2designs wrote:

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

"There's plenty of fish in the sea, oh wait, they're all dead, it's just oil now."

If you dis agglets one more time I'll fray your head so bad it won't fit through your shirt hole!!

"It takes an idiot to do cool things. That's why it's cool." - Haruko Haruhara

Man standing on toilet, high on pot.

righty tighty..........righty some more............fawk

"No. I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande."

You are what the lug nut is to the stud, nothing but a pussy .

Having a girl dump you and say "we can still be friends" Is like having your mom say "your dog died but you can still keep it"

frankjt96 wrote:"Fuck me like I'm al quida!"
"I'm declaring a jihad on your vagina!"

THIS, is tits, i love this show, this thread is awesome!!!

I am all that is man!

"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."

A drunk friend "I named mine Gilligan. My little buddy that gets me into trouble."

my niece "want to play hungry hungry octopuses." she confused hippos and octopuses

"I'm going to rape your mother and give her the son you never where".

-zx2racer
(probably got it a bit wrong but fuck it)

i quit drinking, i quit smoking.............got married and had a kid............









i need a carton of smokes , a aisian hooker and a bottle of turkey NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!