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Non Focus discussion. Pretty much other cars and off topic stuff.
Louis Zerr
and so it lives.
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Customer (IT department):You guys have this system locked down so tight I can't get to a DOS prompt.
Tech (here at work): Sir, this system is a UNIX system.
Customer: Well I can't get it to a Windows screen even.
Tech: Sir this is a UNIX system.
Slower than your stock focus.
harold
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iminhell wrote:"im havin a super hard time finding a MAF sensor for my 2004 srt-4, i would LOVE to kno if any of u guys knew someone who might have one, or maybe somewhere where i can get one since they dont have any in the dealership.

thanks"



If you know cars you'll get it.
I keep meaning to go in to Checker and ask for a thermostat for a 1980 Porsche 911...
Focus: singular
Foci: plural
Not interchangeable
frankjt96
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"Dude you fucked it all up in the most spectacular way I have ever seen!"

"Car is moving! Car is moving! Car is moving!"

"I need more beer...."
Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong.
1 Corinthians 16:13
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"Honestly, what's the point of college if not to get blazzed, write your huge paper, and marvel at how you managed to swing an A in the class?"
Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong.
1 Corinthians 16:13
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Monkey Gein
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totaly forgot boiut this thread

Wife: stop shaking it in my face!
Me: where else am i gonna shake it
Talking bout juice... sick f***s
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Stilz
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my wife came downstairs with come toast, looks at me with a little smile, and I said what? she didnt say anything, so when she started walking away I screamed YEAH TOAST! She dropped it on the floor and one of my cats started eating it.
Bob & Tom - Yeah Toast
Great Song.
o2designs
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Stilz wrote:my wife came downstairs with come toast, looks at me with a little smile, and I said what? she didnt say anything, so when she started walking away I screamed YEAH TOAST! She dropped it on the floor and one of my cats started eating it.
Bob & Tom - Yeah Toast
Great Song.
WTF? LMAO


I missed you.
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Stilz
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lol, i missed you guys too. why is no one super talkative anymore? 90% of the posts I look are are from 2005? its like wtf?
harold
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Stilz wrote: Bob & Tom - Yeah Toast
Great Song.
I've got that on my iPod.
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Monkey Gein
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me to my wife: i like putting things in your face
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ataru
I have grown accustomed to grabbing the outside of my knob with the rim of my index finger and thumb.
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focinite
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FORDSVTPARTS wrote:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ataru
I have grown accustomed to grabbing the outside of my knob with the rim of my index finger and thumb.
hay this is a g rated site you knob!!! :lol:
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focinite
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a young man at my work place is also a plumber....... hay rob ,hows the plumbing going?
rob replies....i wish i could get more experiance with pipe, i get to handle some good pipe tommara.....
i look at rob and laugh, then he says, i prefer 10 inch over any thing, i have yet to play with the 10 inch stuff.
at this point im ready to puke from laughing.

the best part is that same day i needed to pee but rob was in the bathroom taking pictures of him self in girls sunglasses( dont know dont ask) so as im peeing i ask rob.." hay when im done here you wanna give me hand?" :lol:
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"who decided on circular plainsy anyway?"

text i got from my drunk roomate after a night of partying. We still have no clue as to what it meant, or was supposed to say.
Monkey-Gein
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your mom
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