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quote " your momma is like a mime... sh always has white shit on her face"

random 3 am text from a friend... drunk text :lol:


my response was " that joke must be like welfare... you get it, and i dont" 8)
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Originally posted by peloton25 on the Jet,

"Complaining about the implementation of avatars is like running in the Special Olympics with your shoes untied. You're not going to win this one, and you're still retarded"

Seriously, does it get any better than that?
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Val Kilmer- Tombstone- "We are studying the mysteries of the Roman Catholic Church. Apparently my hypocrisy knows no bounds."
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As God is my witness the infidels are going to pay!!
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One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take
my little nephew to DisneyLand, but instead I drove him to an old
burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "DisneyLand burned down." He
cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty
good joke. I started to drive over to the real DisneyLand, but it was
getting pretty late.
--John
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iminhell wrote:One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take
my little nephew to DisneyLand, but instead I drove him to an old
burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "DisneyLand burned down." He
cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty
good joke. I started to drive over to the real DisneyLand, but it was
getting pretty late.
Jack Handey FTW.
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"Next time you get off in your hands hold it up to your nose and smell it"

said between two very drunk people about how vodka smells like "Off" bug spray
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I was working out at Target HQ off nicolet yesterday (walking around the outside of the building for 12 hrs, not fun) and heard a couple of street guitarists playing. Listened to them for a bit and I got to weird phrases out of their songs.
1: Rock me like a wagon wheel
2: high stakes kanasta.
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Stilz wrote:I was working out at Target HQ off nicolet yesterday (walking around the outside of the building for 12 hrs, not fun) and heard a couple of street guitarists playing. Listened to them for a bit and I got to weird phrases out of their songs.
1: Rock me like a wagon wheel
That first one is from one of my wife's favorite songs. It's actually "Rock me, Mama, like a wagon wheel." I'm not a huge fan of it and it always gets stuck in my head.
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They had to replace my metal plate with a plastic one. Every time Catherine would rev up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour.


Haven't we all ... :lol:
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"Mine is so little I'm going to have to start wearing glasses."

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Slower than your stock focus.
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Question a customer asked one of the front counter guys today,

"Oldsmobile, that was Chrysler right?" :shock:
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^ huh?

How dare you talk about non-Ford products at a Ford shop. BLASPHEMER!!!!


But yes, Chrysler will own Oldsmobile after the buyout is complete in 2024. The new conglomerate will become the largest Gov't funded bail out in history, second only to the Daimler-Chrysler-Fiat bail out of 2017.
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Pants too tight, wheels so bright!
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