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Doughboy
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Alright. I'm pretty sure we all hear some strange stuff throughout the day at work or otherwise. Let's hear the best (worst) of it.

Friday during Manager's Meeting at work:
(store manager) Would you close your legs!!!

Friday night at home:
Are the homies still upstairs? I want to molest the homies!!
Believe me- after 8 1/2 months and 4 engine blocks, the car definitely earned the name Debacle.


I don't like Tom (and neither should you).
Louis Zerr
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Some of you know the type of work i do is mostly with police departments and other entities that require fingerprinting for employment or booking purpposes.

(Customer)Yes, we require a replacement part because a suspect has released his bodily fluids onto our card printer.

(Chief of police rep)Our fingeprint technicians are the lowest demoninator of people; they would be fired or have been fired from McDonalds.
Slower than your stock focus.
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Doughboy
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Heard in the background while on the phone with fellow manager from the Maple Grove Ultimate:

"Hey, yours is poking out a little"

:D
Believe me- after 8 1/2 months and 4 engine blocks, the car definitely earned the name Debacle.


I don't like Tom (and neither should you).
umdivx
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One the phone with a customer today who had a really bad case of spyware

Customer:
" Ok I just deleted my Internet Explorer folder from my program files folder to get rid of the spyware and Internet Explorer, so now how to I reinstall Internet Explorer"

Me:
Under my breath "Ok great u fucking moron" "ummm... well sir you just killed your computer, you'll have to buy a new one, have a good day"
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Doughboy
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Again, at work:

"One of my retards used to do that."
trahma
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Rod the other day talking about his turbo setup...

"I feel like the fat kid going to mcd's and finding out it is closed"
Louis Zerr
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My employee the other day, "Damn i took a shower but my ass still itches."
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Louis Zerr
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One of my employess seconds ago:
"I pee on the livescan"
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umdivx
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me: "ok now, got to your start button, and then go to programs, and then cisco vpn client"

the advisor on the phone: "ok I pushed the start button but then my computer shut off"

after a while back and forth I got the advisor to admit she pushed her power button on her tower, she admited to not ever using a computer before.
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Last night talking to a female friend on the phone:

"Well I'm NOT shaving my legs for my husband."
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not really a quote but kinda funny at the time

went to a house on a search warrant, we were looking for a male suspect, we go to the door and a female answers, we ask for (male suspect) female says he is not home, we provide the warrant papers. as we go through the house a female exits the bathroom, we ask what her name is, she answers (deep male voice) come to find out the male suspect we were looking for is a cross dresser!!!!!

like i said it was funny at the time :roll:
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All said by a female friend last night:

"I'd like to show you my new move, but I can't with my pants on"

"STOP! You're getting me all wet"

"Quit playing with me!"


Which all sounds great and good when taken out of context, but that's it. :( The pants comment was in regards to showing me a new martial arts kick that wouldn't work so well with skin tight pants- the 'wet' comment was because I had just washed my hands- and I can't remember exactly when the 'quit playing' comment came up.
Believe me- after 8 1/2 months and 4 engine blocks, the car definitely earned the name Debacle.


I don't like Tom (and neither should you).
Louis Zerr
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Just heard!!

Diane-"Oh my god it's so long!"

She was talking to my employee Rodney, about his spider plant.
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How about this one...

"Sharon Peters must be related to Sandy Cox"
2004 Focus ZX3 2.3L Duratec


"If at first you don't succeed, try management."
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"I had a dream that you planted a garden on a trampoline, and I was soooooo happy that I invented peanut butter."

From the movie "All the Real Girls"
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